If you throw crispy bacon, green onions, and a mountain of Swiss cheese into a base of cream cheese, mayo and a bit of Dijon mustard, then throw the whole thing in the oven, and finally plop it into a hollowed out loaf of sour dough, I promise, nearly everybody will be happy. It's almost impossible to stop eating it.
Though Treatsies is in love with dessert, we're happy to provide you with all sorts of deliciousness. We've made this for a customer to take to two different parties, and naturally, it was a hit. You should serve this at your next gathering. You might not want to share it with too many people, though. You'll likely want to keep it all for yourself.
Do it! Now!